# Woke up at 3 am, and this movie was on Cinemax. Nobody believes this movie actually exists

**URL:** <https://filmfind.me/t/woke-up-at-3-am-and-this-movie-was-on-cinemax-nobody-believes-this-movie-actually-exists/817>\
**Category:** Movies\
**Created:** [September 22, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://filmfind.me/t/woke-up-at-3-am-and-this-movie-was-on-cinemax-nobody-believes-this-movie-actually-exists/817 "2022-09-22T22:50:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![ItsMeJohnDoe](https://filmfind.me/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/cab0a1/32.png) [@ItsMeJohnDoe](https://filmfind.me/u/ItsMeJohnDoe)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://filmfind.me/t/woke-up-at-3-am-and-this-movie-was-on-cinemax-nobody-believes-this-movie-actually-exists/817/1 "2022-09-22T22:50:10Z")

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So, essentially, my friends believe this movie was just a dream I had, but I’m certain it’s real; bear with me.

I woke up towards the end (it looked like it had about 40 minutes left based on the cable box’s guide), and I was dropped into a detective story where two cops were on the hunt for a corrupt politician. This seems pretty standard fare, but the issue was that the final scenes involved a chase through a fake anus factory. The man they questioned, who I believe is the owner of the factory, had a golden/brass anus. They find out the politician is there, and chase him through the factory. As he’s about to get away, one cop reaches into a bucket of rejected anuses and throws it towards the politician, wrapping around his legs and restraining him. As they stand over him, the politician shouts “You can’t do anything, I have diplomatic immunity!” The cop proceeds to pull a bullet out of his pocket, swings his arm in propellor motion fast enough that it starts to blur, and throws the bullet through this man’s head.

I believe this was between 2009-2013, and it looked fairly recent at that time.

Please tell me this movie exists. Extensive searches have yielded nothing so far. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![VHS\_Lives](https://filmfind.me/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/41988e/32.png) [@VHS\_Lives](https://filmfind.me/u/VHS_Lives)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://filmfind.me/t/woke-up-at-3-am-and-this-movie-was-on-cinemax-nobody-believes-this-movie-actually-exists/817/2 "2022-09-24T18:01:20Z")

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it was in english? a detective spoof? what were they chasing the guy for? when you say anus do you mean like a plastic butt?

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**Author:** ![VHS\_Lives](https://filmfind.me/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/41988e/32.png) [@VHS\_Lives](https://filmfind.me/u/VHS_Lives)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 11:43pm UTC](https://filmfind.me/t/woke-up-at-3-am-and-this-movie-was-on-cinemax-nobody-believes-this-movie-actually-exists/817/3 "2022-09-24T23:43:11Z")

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were all the characters white, or was the main cop black like “black dynamite”?

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**Author:** ![VHS\_Lives](https://filmfind.me/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/41988e/32.png) [@VHS\_Lives](https://filmfind.me/u/VHS_Lives)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://filmfind.me/t/woke-up-at-3-am-and-this-movie-was-on-cinemax-nobody-believes-this-movie-actually-exists/817/4 "2022-09-25T00:10:28Z")

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also was he fat like “torrente”?