So, essentially, my friends believe this movie was just a dream I had, but I’m certain it’s real; bear with me.
I woke up towards the end (it looked like it had about 40 minutes left based on the cable box’s guide), and I was dropped into a detective story where two cops were on the hunt for a corrupt politician. This seems pretty standard fare, but the issue was that the final scenes involved a chase through a fake anus factory. The man they questioned, who I believe is the owner of the factory, had a golden/brass anus. They find out the politician is there, and chase him through the factory. As he’s about to get away, one cop reaches into a bucket of rejected anuses and throws it towards the politician, wrapping around his legs and restraining him. As they stand over him, the politician shouts “You can’t do anything, I have diplomatic immunity!” The cop proceeds to pull a bullet out of his pocket, swings his arm in propellor motion fast enough that it starts to blur, and throws the bullet through this man’s head.
I believe this was between 2009-2013, and it looked fairly recent at that time.
Please tell me this movie exists. Extensive searches have yielded nothing so far. Thank you.
It was in English; It definitely seemed like a spoof rather than a serious movie; no idea what exactly the guy did, possibly murder of another cop(?); By anus, I literally mean a butthole. Like, when capturing the politician, he stretched out a rejected butthole to the point it was like a silicone ring about 2 feet in diameter, and then flung it at the politician so it wrapped up his legs. Thank you for responding!
– ItsMeJohnDoe